What have I experienced up to now?
Mary and I were born in South London, and lived there for about three years. Then we moved down to the lovely seaside resort of Gosport...

This is what I really LOVE...
The garden, the Gretsch box, watching the gerbils, running, birdwatching, cuddles, flirting with the parishioners, the jelly off the catfood, patrolling the borders, chasing away invading toms, my House-Elf.

I DON'T like this at all...
Tomcats coming into my garden. Not that they last very long...

My favorite toy!
Jetballs.

Yum, yum. My favorite food is:
I'm rather partial to some fish and chips.

This is where I like to sleep and dream:
By the radiator in the bathroom, or on the Elf. Lovely.

We're not in the circus, but I still know a few tricks!
Who says you have to be a boy to spray? I can hit a target from 30 feet.

This is how my family and I found each other:
Mary and I adopted the Vicar from Celia Hammond Animal Trust. Lily and Alma came to live with us via Bath Gerbil Rescue.